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Red Flutterby

Random thoughts, whinging and whatnot from yours truly.

 

The Biggest Conspiracy of All Time

Gayness.

That's right. Gayness.
(I heard this on the radio one morning)

Gay men get away with things that straight men don't.
Gay men can be all touchy feely. Staight men can't.
For example. Woman friend gets new boob job. Gay friends will be allowed to "juggle" and complement. Staight guys can only complement. No juggling.
And even then, if a straight guy friend complements, there's suspicion of ulterior motives.

So fellas, if you're having trouble getting even the slightest bit of goodies, try turning gay! :D

 

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