Red Flutterby

That's right! You!!
And you!
Come to think of it, so are you!
You....you're ok.
And so are you.
But you! Definitely annoying!!

Don't take it too personally. Everything is annoying.

Like my infra-red mouse. Not only does the cursor randomly skip to the top of the screen, it now goes walkabout and tries to sneak to the top of the screen. The fact that I can't find the old mouse to replace it is.....><

And those people who drive 4x4s in the city/suburbia. Do you see any gaping potholes or bunny jumps?? No!! Why the hell do you need a 4x4 in the city?? Mums on a mission are especially annoying. What on earth makes you think you need a huge car to pick up your kid from school? Insufferable women!!

Speaking of which, 40km school zones. You shit me up the wall. The ones that actually kinda get used, you're fine (eg. Blacky High). The one's that don't get used: get lost!! I don't see why there's a school zone on Bulleen Rd outside Marcellin College cos just about every student gets driven to school or takes the school bus! Yeah, that's right!! They have their own school buses that pick up students from train stations and whatnot and they still want 40km school zones!!!! For what???!?! The small number of students who catch public buses and walk the rest of the way don't even take Bulleen Rd!! They take the back streets!!! Noone walks along Bulleen Rd!!! So effectively, the main flow of traffic is slowed to a crawl so those mums on missions can pull out of the school's driveway onto the main road easier!!

Bank opening times are annoying. 9-5 happens to be the hours most people work, which is just great when I want to come in and open an account.

People who can't park properly are annoying.

Ice cream isn't annoying. But scooping it is.

Superannuation is particularly annoying. It's only good if you are utterly hopeless at saving money. Utterly hopeless.

The way you talk so damn slow is tiresome and just plain frustrating to listen to.

The way you scream in pain sounds like someone stood on a guinea pig.

The way you make things look sooo easy is irritating.

Your hypocricy, double standards and no sense of merit makes me want to stay the hell away from you. Unfortunately we live in the same house.

You making "being green" a fashion statement is annoying. "Let's use enviro bags when we go shopping! But we'll still use those huge garbage bags for all our waste!" Fool!

The most annoying thing of all: hormones. You are the source of my problems. You give me pimples, mood swings and anxiety attacks, not to mention mentruation. Fine, do your bit on the body to prepare it for the ever so slight possibility of procreation, but what the hell is the point of anxiety attacks???!
You piss me off!!